As I'm sure you parents out there know, roving predatory deviants are a problem for over 75% of schools today. It's time to stop ignoring the signs and open your eyes to the truth. They are out there. Statistically, your kid's school has at least one deviant pedophile (man OR woman!) parked in its car park or nearby dropoff area RIGHT NOW. If you think your school doesn't have one, and you are parked outside taking pictures of other people's kids then STOP and THINK: are YOU an 'expression of a grim statistical certainty'?
(That last line is from my friend Devon Charles King's new book, 'The Fiddler On The Bus'. Devon Charles King is an electrically and religiously-cured pedophile deviant turned pedo-catcher and author. You will find out more about Devon Charles King and the Safebus Foundation and Kickstarter campaign in this post.)
It's time to find out more about Devon Charles King and the Safebus Foundation and Kickstarter campaign.
I first met D.C.K in March 2009 during a short stay at the Shallow River correctional facility in Manitoba, Canada (not my fault). Manitoba claims to be 'glorious and free' but my experience there as a freelance screenwriter/lithium miner was non-glorious and freedom was not a dominant characteristic. D.C.K was the only other non-Manitoban of the sixteen incarcerated there and so we became fast friends due to the language barrier. He was mistakenly sentenced to four years in Shallow River for trying to help a fourteen year old woman start a new life in North Dakota. Now, he knows that sounds bad when you don't know the whole story (and who am I to judge after what the studio did with Irish Eyes Through Wheat And Barley Running...that story started out ok too) but he has always insisted that she was '14-going-on-40' and he was only interested in her soon to be 40-year-old mind. He was taking her via the scenic route south to the promise of a stable job in a club that he part owned when the mounted police stopped their van and his friend changed her mind on the spot. Four years just like that!
We were released on the same day in January 2010. We shook hands and went our separate ways; he returned south to tend to his business in Bismarck while I pressed north to seek my fortune once more as a roving screenwriter.
He contacted me out of the blue last week. For the last two years, D.C.K has employed his expertise as an ex-deviant pedophile to stop dangerous active pedophiles in towns throughout the border states. He'll stake out a school day and night for a week to get his man. You may already have read his book or seen his hit Youtube series,
Seek & Destroy: There Are Predators Literally Everywhere. In time he grew frustrated. He was just one man after all. He couldn't monitor every school in one county, never mind the rest of the state, or the country!
D.C.K told me about his bold new dream. He had a plan to ensure the safety of children everywhere--but he was in desperate need of a 'front man' to help make use of his financial know-how and cut through the suffocating mass of red tape and restraining orders that an ex-con often faces.
That dream is this: no child should live under the constant threat of unwanted attention. In their homes, in their places of education, they should know where all the pedophiles are, and the pedophiles should be gathered in ONE KNOWN LOCATION that shy children can choose to avoid. For this reason he has patented the Safebus program (patents cover Safebus logo, soundproofed one-way-mirror design, safety tag system, and boarding/disembarking privacy cloaks).
Safebus is a simple concept. A Safebus begins its life as a standard ex-service School Bus. We convert the bus by replacing all the glass with soundproofed one-way mirrors and replacing the seats with benches and privacy curtains. That's it!
Pedophiles in full-length privacy cloaks (in one of four colors) are collected from their homes or places of work, taken in large, carefully controlled groups around venues that they would OTHERWISE STALK UNCHECKED! D.C.K or a carefully-vetted Safebus driver will drive the bus and collect payment. Safebus employees will be trained in pedospotting by D.C.K himself, and will be licensed to confront deviants not yet taking advantage of the service with the choice of immediate legal unpleasantness or purchasing a season ticket for the bus.
Here's the kicker: a full half of the payment received by the Safebus company will be donated to Safebus-protected venues to improve play areas and fund awareness programs!
To begin realise the dream of safely-contained and monitored pedophiles in every county, we need seed capital to buy a second bus, pay for conversion, and advertise the Safebus program in local television and newspaper spots. D.C.K is also seeking funding to take on his first full-time employee. For this reason we have turned to Kickstarter to raise $250,000.
Kickstarter details:
(I'll put up the link as soon as the application is approved--the Kickstarter guys were available for contact today.)
Contributers of $10 or more will receive a Safebus branded badge.
Contributers of $100 or more will receive a first edition copy of Devon Charles King's semi-autobiographical novel 'The Fiddler on the Bus'.
Contributers of $10000 or more can choose a personal visit and Q&A session with Devon Charles King and myself, or a one time V.I.P. pass to D.C.K's club in Bismarck (Club Cheeky Time Bismarck).
